It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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