operation have a gay friend backfired
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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