Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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