Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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