idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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