Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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