We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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