It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize