he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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