that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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