But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
So. Much. Porn.
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