Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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