Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
