we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
