It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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