ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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