You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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