Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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