Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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