he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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