Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We had to coat check the pizza.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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