Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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