Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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