Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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