If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
