I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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