nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think I died a long time ago.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
smell my finger.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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