I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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