im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
That's when you crack a 10am beer
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
no you cant smoke seaweed
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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