its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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