Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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