My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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