I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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