i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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