Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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