How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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