Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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