6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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