That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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