yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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