S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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