hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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