And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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