what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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