Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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