I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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