The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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