Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
