please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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