At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
i now understand why vodka
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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