So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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