so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
everyone is single if you try hard enough
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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