Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
i think im in europe. pls send help
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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