the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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