and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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